May 2013
arrest-the-scarf:
jaredpotterloki:
when i say i like harry potter i don’t mean yeah hp is pretty cool i mean i have literally grown up with it surrounding my life i have been reading and rereading the books for as long as i can remember and i can quote the movies word for word and my hogwarts house is a massive part of my identity and it actually physically pains me that i never got my...
sweeneytad:
*dentist slaughters family in front of you*
they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
Werewolf Joke War (WJW): Ninth Doctor Headcanon →
gallifreyburning:
gallifreyfieldsforever:
the-girl-who-was-sherlocked:
When the Ninth Doctor first asked Rose to travel through time with him and refused, the Doctor accepted that and moved on. He traveled through space and time, saving the universe, all lonely for years…
The Enterprise's dynamics in a nutshell
Spock: don't do the thing
Kirk: I'M GOING TO DO THE THING
McCoy: WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THE THING
Uhura: I THOUGHT WE TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THE THING
Sulu: I VOLUNTEER TO HELP DO THE THING
Chekov: THE THING WAS INWENTED IN RUSSIA
sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
“On Periods: Let’s put this shit to bed right now: Women don’t lose their minds...”
– Shakesville: Feminism 101 (via andotherdoublemeanings)
BOOM
(via lagertha-lodbrok)
Accurate.
(via deducecanoe)
zachlilley:
why develop feelings for people when you can just walk into traffic and achieve the same results
justinbiebercirca2010:
“you’re going to make a man very happy someday” no im not. Im going to ruin his life
Whole Sort of General Mish Mash: Douglas Adams on... →
sonictruths:
“One particularly niggling piece of Unfinished Business, it occurred to me the other day in the middle of a singing session with my five-year-old daughter, is the lyrics to ‘Do-Re-Mi,’ from The Sound of Music. It doesn’t exactly rank as a global crisis, but nevertheless…
princesslilitu:
heyitsemele:
pastelmorgue:
eradicategirlhate:
you ever thought that maybe the reason girls say they’re fine when they’re not, or they’re not mad when they are, is because the second they show any semblance of emotion they’re written off as hysterical bitches that are probably on their period?
THE FUCKING DA VINCI CODE HAS BEEN CRACKED
Reblogging again, because this will...
theanti90smovement:
*straight white guy voice* how is that offensive?
I'm sorry
lovesaseriousmentaldisease:
I’m sorry I act like I don’t care I’m sorry if I seem distant I’m sorry that I’m such a wishy-washy person I’m sorry that I can’t always show you how I feel
You make me so happy but I’m just too awkward to be able to tell you or show you like a normal fucking person. And I’m sorry for that.
