This is just one of the best Friends moments oh my god.
ROSS JUST
HANDS CHANDLER A LAMP.
(via sasborg)
“You talked to one of my lieutenants. He has, over the years, played the role repeatedly and with great conviction. More often than not, he’s done so to protect my identity. Other times, it was because I suspected a potential client might.. struggle with my gender. As if men had a monopoly on murder.”
#let me explain to you how genius the deconstruction of Irene Adler is #because in making her a conscious manipulation; an artful and purposeful creation by moriarty in order to ensnare sherlock #they have destroyed The Woman; the one individual who eclipsed the whole of her sex and at whose feet Sherlock fell #they’ve taken the goddess down off her pillar and revealed the woman in the fridge was a doll all along #Irene Adler is only a story; can only ever be a story; because there is no Woman #only women #and they are villains as well as heroines and they are clever even when they make mistakes and they can hold the world together whether to take advantage of it or to save it for the people they love but there is no Woman #there never could be #and Sherlock had to learn that #elementary #the best goddamn show #your favs could never
(via clara-oswald)
The parallels between the Hitchhiker’s Guide and Wikipedia are quite astounding.
Both the Guide and Wikipedia are HUGE, nerdy, contain glaring omissions, and are wildly inaccurate.
Whole Sort of General Mish Mash: Douglas Adams on Do-Re-Mi and the unacceptable weakness of "La"
“One particularly niggling piece of Unfinished Business, it occurred to me the other day in the middle of a singing session with my five-year-old daughter, is the lyrics to ‘Do-Re-Mi,’ from The Sound of Music. It doesn’t exactly rank as a global crisis, but nevertheless…
“There’s no cure for being a cunt.”
(via thedoctorisamonkeyslut)
